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30

Mar

i’m doing this next time i get my nails done!

i’m doing this next time i get my nails done!

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28

Mar

me and sally…

me and sally…

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TIME TO START TUMBLING AGAIN PEOPLE!!!!!! …wonder how long it’ll take sallygator to realize….

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17

Jun

Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?
Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
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Alan: Can I ask you another question?  Lisa: Sure.  Alan: You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?  Lisa: What do you mean?  Alan: Did, um.. did Caesar live here?  Lisa: No.  Alan: I didn’t think so.
The Hangover

Alan: Can I ask you another question?
Lisa: Sure.
Alan: You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan: Did, um.. did Caesar live here?
Lisa: No.
Alan: I didn’t think so.

The Hangover

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15

Jun

haha i love the big bang theory!

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I want the orange one!!

I want the orange one!!

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Closure’s overrated. I’m more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.
Seth Cowen, The OC
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06

Jun

Troy Polamalu <3

Troy Polamalu <3

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