30
Mar
i’m doing this next time i get my nails done!
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I was not born for one corner, the whole world is my native land.
Fine Folk
I was not born for one corner, the whole world is my native land.
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30
Mar
i’m doing this next time i get my nails done!
28
Mar
TIME TO START TUMBLING AGAIN PEOPLE!!!!!! …wonder how long it’ll take sallygator to realize….
17
Jun
Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitate lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?
Alan: Can I ask you another question?
Lisa: Sure.
Alan: You probably get this a lot. This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace is it?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan: Did, um.. did Caesar live here?
Lisa: No.
Alan: I didn’t think so.
The Hangover
15
Jun
haha i love the big bang theory!
Closure’s overrated. I’m more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.
06
Jun
Troy Polamalu <3
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